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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

© George Carlin

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.

© Robert Louis Stevenson

Don't use the same mouth to lie and pray to God at the same time.

© Mwanandeke Kindembo

I'm a slave to my emotions, to my likes, to my hatred of boredom, to most of my desires.

© F. Scott Fitzgerald

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.

© Euripidés

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

© George Bernard Shaw

Patience is not the ability to wait but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.

© Joyce Meyer

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.

© Oscar Wilde

Where all think alike, no one thinks very much.

© Walter Lippmann

Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief

© Marcus Tullius Cicero