Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.
Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.
I’m speaking with myself, No. 1, because I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things. … My primary consultant is myself.
Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure. It’s not your fault.